This is my life

This is My Life
            I like to compare my family to the cartoon "The Proud Family", "The Cosby Show" and last, "Everybody Hates Chris" and last, but not least "Thats so Raven".  My family cares about each other and knows what each others weaknesses are.  The families on each of these show all are loving families, they all get in arguments once in a while, but it all works out good like my family.
        First off I will definitely have Chris Tucker play the role of me in this movie based around my life.  The reason I want Chris Tucker to play the role of me is because he is one of the funniest actors next the Dule Hill and Chris Rock.  I think Chris Tucker and I have mostly the same personality.  In some of his movies like "Rush Hour", he really reminds me of myself or how I want to be.
       I would have Kyle Massey play the role of my little brother Jordan.  All Jordan cares about is money, just like Cory Baxter (Kyle Massey) on "That's so Raven".   Jordan loves food and is always thinking up ways to get money.  
        My little sister Stephanie always reminds me of Keshia Knight Pulliam (Rudy Huxtable) off "The Cosby Show".  She is cute most the time and wants to grow up a little too fast not knowing what in life is going to hit her.  She always has an innocent look on her face like when she has not done anything bad.
        Jc has tons of attitude and many ideas like Raven Simmons on "That's so Raven".  She thinks that her ideas are totally the best, but truly, they stink very badly. She always finds out her plans are not the best after she succeed and fulfills them. She is funny though, even if she tries to help and screws everything up she can still be funny and loving.
       My parents like to look out for me, take care of and support me in most the things I do. I would definitly have Will Smith play the role of my father Al.  Will Smith is very well rounded. He is good at many professions.  I like to think of Will Smith as my dad because of how nice he is.  Will Smith loves his children also, he loves his oldest daughter Willow Smith so much, he made a song called "Just the Two of Us" about her when she was first born.  My mother has many different personalities.  She could be as if she was and angel one day and the next day she would be a monster. I love my mom also, she kind of spoils me, but kills me when it comes to chores.  I would have Tinica Arnold play the role of my mother Judy.  Tinica Arnold is the mom on "Everybody Hates Chris". If my mom was black they would be identical twins.  They act almost the exact way, my mom loves us, but yet she still tries to kill us.  If she tells us to do something and it isn't done, it is almost like a T-Rex just came back to life.  My mom would never get us up, if she could choose between a million dollars and us, she would choose us kids in a heart beat.
        I wouldn't have my friends be any special people.  My friends are like the kids that are my teammates in basketball, football, wrestling and baseball.  I don't really have any enemies either. I just like hanging out with everyone that likes me.

Game of my life

 The clock ticks down from thirty seconds and we trail by two points. Sweat drips from my exhausted face as I run up the court that seems to go on forever.  They pass me the ball as trot up the court for a lay-up.  A defender runs at me like a mad bull.  My hand gets hit by his rock solid hand right as the ball leaves my fingertips.  The ball rolls around the rim like it has a mind of its own, it keeps going around depend if it wants to go in. It goes quiet, not knowing if anybody sat in the gym.  It finally goes in and the crowd went wild!  “I stink horribly at foul shots”, I thought to myself.  I step up to line ready to miss the foul shot that would win the game for us.  I planted my feet in the middle of the line, squared up with the basket and bent my knees.  I didn’t know what to think, my mind went black, and a voice kept whispering and telling me to focus.  I brought my hands up and ready to release, but my coach’s voice suddenly popped into my head. It came from a one of our practices when he showed us how to get a more accurate shot, “make sure to keep your elbows in…” I brought my elbows in as a fan yelled “hurry up!”  I released the round orange basketball; it soared though the air and tickled the twine as it went through the net.  The fans sounded like a major highway during lunchtime.  They trail by one point with twenty-five seconds on the clock. 

All of the fans hang on to their seats, some of the parents jumping up and down nervous that their child will lose (even though he sits on the bench).  The apposing team passes the ball in and sprints hard up the court.  The point guard passes it down low to their center.  I intercepted the pass when within one second I get shoved in the back and land face first on the ground. “Foul!” the referee yells like he wants to go home and sleep.   They commit the foul that puts them in the penalty.  I have to go to the line again. I keep thinking if I should get up or go shoot the shot, but by the time I decide, the coach is out there asking me questions like “count how many fingers I hold up, what your name…”.  The coach helps me up and puts me on the bench and tells me to rest up.  One of my teammates shoot it for me, they make the first and misses the second. They trail by two and we start pulling away from the close score.  Fifteen seconds on the clock, we thought for sure we had this win, but when they pass it in, they sprint up the court and shoot a three pointer. He nailed it! The referee put up his hands making mini field goals. The man running the clock changes the score to thirty-three to thirty-four. “Time-out,” our coach yells as he stands up.  The clock stops at ten seconds.

                We get back on the court and pass it in, but they intercepted the pass and made a lay-up.  Five seconds, we try to get it up the court, but they played on us tight.  The buzzer goes off as I release the ball.  The fans are quiet, even though you can hear how nervous they are.  The ball hits off the back rim and out, sighs come from all around; we just lost the closest game of the season due to my mistake.  The final score stands at thirty-three to thirty six.

Stuck In Neutral real ending

Crackle...Crackle...Crackle...Oh no, I can’t be having a seizure. Not now, is my dad going to kill me? All of a sudden mom breaks through the widow and rolls on the floor with a gun; it looks like an army machine gun. She starts shooting in all directions.  “What the!”  Dad yells he pulls out two pistols from his leather jacket and shoots rapidly toward the door way that mom is hiding behind. Oh thank goodness I know that dad didn’t kill me, but why did mom try to kill dad.  Wow people in robes, a castle, and a gate that says welcome to heaven? Am I dead?

Paul comes home the next day with Cindy. “Why did mom have to come home early?” he asked Cindy.  Before she could answer they saw moms face on the front page in a prison jumpsuit.  “Oh my gosh mom brutally killed Shawn and dad last night in his bedroom.”

 

Perry Goes Evil

(Theme song)  There are 104 of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it, so the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. Like maybe… building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.  Discovering something that doesn’t exist or giving a monkey a shower.  Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein’s brain. Finding a Dodo Bird, painting a continent or driving your sister insane!  As you can see, there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.  So stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all, So stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!  “Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!” Candace says annoyed. (Theme song ends) (Ferb strums loudly on the bass guitar)
(Scene changes to Candace’s bedroom)  Candace is sitting on her bed at three in the morning thinking about Jeremy.  “Jeremy is just so dreamy.  I wonder what he is doing right now.  He couldn’t be sleeping. Oh no! He is probably with another girl!” Candace thought.  Candace decided to call her best friend Marie. “Hello” Marie said in a drowsy voice.  “I can’t stop thinking about Jeremy!” Candace said impatiently.  “Ugh. Fine I will be there in a couple of minutes.” Marie said.  Later that morning, Phineas and Ferb are sitting outside by a tree looking at clouds.  “That one looks like an elephant” said Phineas.  “It indeed does” Ferb replies in his deep British accent.  “Oh that one looks like the Eiffel Tower” Ferb stated. “Ferb, I know what we are going to do today” Phineas says in a curious way. Phineas sees Perry the Platypus walking out the sliding glass door to the backyard on to the doormat.  Phineas says, “Hey Perry”, Perry chatters his teeth.  “Oh your hungry boy let me go get you some food, come on Ferb after that we can start on our rocket shaped as the Eiffel Tower.”
When Phineas and Ferb go inside, Perry’s alarm starts ringing, it is Major Monogram.  “Agent P, Dr. Doofenschmirtz is acting fairly suspicious, we haven’t herd from him in days” he told Perry. “I need you to go check this ouahhhhhhhhhh.” The screen went fuzzy and then Dr. Doofenschmirtz pops up on the screen, “Perry”, he starts, “I have your precious Major Monogram” he says in his high pitched German accent. “You better come get him or else I will send him out to see in one of my indestructible Doofenschmirtz spaghetti woven cages. I will start by stealing all the spaghetti in the world starting with Paris!”  The screen went fuzzy and Carl came on the screen, “Uh, maybe you shouldn’t come to the secret headquarters and just go strait to get my uncle.”
(Scene changes to Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated)
“Perry, you’re finally here” Dr. Doofenschmirtz says. “Just in time to get zapped by my mind control Doofenator!”  Dr. Doofenschmirtz aims for Perry and shoots.  Perry dodges out of the way, it ray bounces off a mirror and hits the spaghetti cage that Major Monogram was in. It burned down like dumping gas on a piece of paper and lighting it on fire.  “I swore those were indestructible!” Dr. Doofenschmirtz screamed. “Well, at least I have more.” He opened a closet and tons of cages fell out.
Out of no where, a rocket shaped as the Eiffel Tower broke threw a wall, launched Perry into one of the cages and broke threw another wall.  “Hey, for once my plan isn’t defected!” Dr. Doofenschmirtz cries for joy.  He aims again for Perry, shoots, and hits him square in the head.  Perry dances around like he has just been shocked.  His eyes are dancing around like a circus; he is turning every color of the rainbow, then… he faints.  “Oh no, I just killed Perry the Platypus!” He screamed in horror.  Vanessa walks in the place where the door used to be, she looked scared, “uh, dad what happened?” “Oh, that it was just a rocket shaped like the Eiffel Tower; I was planning on getting rid of those walls anyway.”  He said lamely. “Ah, dad you killed an innocent little platypus!” Vanessa screamed.  Perry then resurrected from his deep faint.  He walked over to Vanessa and threw her and Major Monogram into separate cages.  “Perry, what are you doing?” Dr. Doofenschmirtz sounded surprised.  Perry pushed a button and the floor from under the cages left, the cages went down two tunnels to the ocean.
“Hey Ferb, I think we damaged the engine when we crashed into that building on our test fly.” Phineas says brilliantly.  Isabel should up that afternoon.  “Whatcha doin”, she said curiously.  “Oh hi Isabel”, Phineas starts.  “We are making a rocket shaped as the Eiffel Tower; we crashed on our test flight, so we are just fixing it up.”  “Oh cool, can I help”, she says willingly.  “Sure Isabel”, “come on girls!” she yells excitingly.
“Ok Perry the Platypus we are going to fly over to Paris and steal all of the spaghetti for my indestructible…   well half way indestructible spaghetti woven Doofenschmirtz cage.” Dr. Doofenschmirtz states.  Perry opens a door to another secret closet and there is a purple jet that has a flag that wording on it is “Doofenschmirtz evil incorporated”.  “Let’s do this!”  Dr. Doofenschmirtz yells while he pulls of his button up pants and shirt.  Underneath he was wearing short purple gym shorts and a yellow tank top. “Oops, wrong clothes?” he chuckles embarrassingly. “Umm Perry let me go and change.”  (Ten minutes later) Music that would pump you up to a football game started to play.  Ribbons fall down in front of the door; Dr. Doofenschmirtz starts slowly jumping with his head down.  He bursts out of the doorway into the laboratory where Perry the Platypus was.  He was dressed in camouflage attire with a vast size fork and spoon.   “Let’s do this”, he says seriously for a second time.
“Is everyone ready for takeoff?” Phineas says on the intercom.  “Yes we are,” replied Isabel.  “Everybody buckle your seatbelts. Take off is in five 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… BLAST OFF!”
Before Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Perry the Platypus arrive in Paris, Dr. Doofenschmirtz asks Perry if the indestructible spaghetti woven Doofenschmirtz cages were a good idea. Perry nods his head sarcastically. “Really?” Dr. Doofenschmirtz replied. Perry shakes his head with a full out no. “Who is driving the plane?” Dr. Doofenschmirtz asked in a shaky voice. Agent P. and Dr. Doofenschmirtz look at each other in horror, right that very second, the plane stopped and dropped right into the river by the Eiffel Tower. Perry and Dr. Doofenschmirtz climb out of the river completely soaked.  “Good thing my Mind Control Ray Doofenator is water proof.” He says with joy that he actually did something right. Dr. Doofenschmirtz then had a brilliant idea. “Instead of making the Indestructible Doofenschmirtz Cage, we can make a missile out of the Eiffel Tower and blow up the whole entire Tri-State Area!” “So Perry you start making that while I start brainstorming about so more evil ideas.” Perry rolls his eyes in utter despair. Three hours later while Dr. Doofenschmirtz was thinking of some evil ideas and eating spaghetti at a local spaghetti shop, Perry finished the missile Dr. Doofenschmirtz demanded. Dr. Doofenschmirtz comes out of the spaghetti shop, “Perry your done”, Dr. Doofenschmirtz starts walking over to the missile. In his way there, he tripped over one of the wrenches that Perry used to build the rocket. On his way down he hits the button that launches the missile, it blows right past him and hit into the local spaghetti shop that he was just in. The only thing that was left of the poor spaghetti shop was burnt brick and ashes. The only thing that was left of the Eifel Tower was the little cement square that looked like a landing pad. “Woops,” Dr. Doofenschmirtz said embarrassed. Dr. Doofenschmirtz looks at the ground and sees a gun broken into millions of pieces. “What is this?” Dr. Doofenschmirtz says confused. “It looks like my Evil Mind Control Doofenator, oh no that means Perry the Platypus is going to turn good again!” Dr. Doofenschmirtz screams.
“Hey look Ferb, they made a landing pad just for us.” Says Phineas. “Everybody please stay calm, we are getting ready to land this bad boy.” Phineas says over the intercom. They land on the somewhat landing pad and rush to the bathroom. “That was a long flight Phineas.” A random kid from who know where said. “Who are you?” Phineas replies. “Uh…” The kid runs off into the sunny sunset replying, “Thanks for the ride!” 
Perry corners Dr. Doofenschmirtz, “Ok Perry, we don’t have to do this.” Dr. Doofenschmirtz says scared.  Dr. Doofenschmirtz looks to his left, no escape, looks strait, sees Perry’s eyes beating down on him, but then he hears something to his right, it is the Eiffel Tower.  “Ah Perry, that’s one sweet get away, to bad its mine now!” Dr. Doofenschmirtz laughs in a evil voice.  He starts running for his life, he sees a door on one of the bottom wings and hopes in.  Perry the Platypus looks at him as if he were crazy. 
“Everybody hurry and load the rocket, we don’t want to miss dinner do we?”  Phineas asks.  “Hey Phineas, I think we should dislocate the extra wing for a smoother ride.  It felt a little strange with it on.” Ferb tells him. “Good idea Ferb.”  Phineas says with deep consideration. While Phineas and Ferb are taking off the extra wing, Perry jumps in one of the storage bins to catch a ride home. 
“Hey you guys that was really fun, we should do it again sometime.” Phineas says when they arrive home.  Perry jumps out and hides under a chair so Phineas and Ferb will not see him.  “Hey mom, Phineas and Ferb made a ship shaped as the Eiffel Tower and they went to Paris and and…oh just come outside.”  Candace says to her mom.  The government of France came and to Phineas and Ferb’s rocket away, because they thought they were the ones that stole the Eiffel Tower.  “See mom it is right…” all they seen were Phineas and Ferb sitting by a tree looking at clouds.  “Um… Candace”, her mom says as if something was wrong.  “I know, I know”, Candace muttered as she walked away.  “Hey boys”, their mom said. “Hi mom, hey have you seen Perry anywhere?”  Phineas asks as if he has been looking for him all day long.  

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